What’s the most basic home defense setup where you live?

Hey everyone, I’m wondering what the usual advice for home defense looks like where you live. If someone has no idea about the topic and walks into a gun shop asking for guidance, what’s the typical response? For example, I live in a suburban area. Houses are close but not cramped, and they’re slightly smaller than the national average. Around here, people often say you need guns that cover four roles. You don’t need four separate guns, but you need tools to do these:

  1. Something compact and discreet.
  2. A long gun or shotgun.
  3. Something affordable for practice.
  4. Something with serious stopping power.

An example setup might be:

  1. A 9mm concealed-carry pistol.
  2. A 12-gauge shotgun (also works for #4).
  3. A .22 rifle for cheap training.
  4. A .357 revolver as another heavy hitter.

What’s the general advice or strategy where you’re from? Obviously, budget can limit options, so you’d have to prioritize.

I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

Micah said:
I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

TALLYHO, lads! Don’t forget your shower musket though.

@Uma
Wait…you shower?

Logan said:
@Uma
Wait…you shower?

Once a year, whether I need it or not.

Micah said:
I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

I keep a musket for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. ‘What the devil?’ I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle, blow a golf ball-sized hole through the first man—he’s gone. Draw my pistol, miss the second man entirely because it’s smoothbore and hit the neighbor’s dog instead. So, I turn to my cannon loaded with grapeshot. ‘Tallyho, lads!’ The blast takes out two intruders, and the last one bleeds out waiting for the police because triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

@Fox
Is that a copypasta?

Brooke said:
@Fox
Is that a copypasta?

It is. I’ve seen it like 30 times already.

Bay said:

Brooke said:
@Fox
Is that a copypasta?

It is. I’ve seen it like 30 times already.

This one’s way more popular now than the old 5.7 copypasta.

Palmer said:

Bay said:
Brooke said:
@Fox
Is that a copypasta?

It is. I’ve seen it like 30 times already.

This one’s way more popular now than the old 5.7 copypasta.

What’s the 5.7 copypasta?

Bay said:

Brooke said:
@Fox
Is that a copypasta?

It is. I’ve seen it like 30 times already.

Thirty times? You must be new here. Grumble grumble lawn kids.

Brooke said:
@Fox
Is that a copypasta?

Yeah, I’ve seen it a lot, but it’s still funny if it fits the discussion.

@Fox
Don’t forget the scalps. King George pays well at the trading post.

Micah said:
I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

And if your family gets taken, make sure they STAY ALIVE! You WILL find them.

Micah said:
I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

The tomahawk is definitely for role #4.

Payton said:

Micah said:
I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

The tomahawk is definitely for role #4.

What about a good old-fashioned blunderbuss?

@Rex
Never underestimate the ’buss.

Micah said:
I’ve got some preloaded muskets tucked behind trees in the driveway and carry a tomahawk for any unexpected visitors.

You forgot the brace of pistols! If you’re going full Patriot, you’ve gotta commit.

@Bay
First time I saw that movie, when he comes out with all those guns, my dad goes, ‘How many guns does he have?!’

Ode said:
@Bay
First time I saw that movie, when he comes out with all those guns, my dad goes, ‘How many guns does he have?!’

‘Never enough.’ That’s the correct answer.