Looking for discreet home defense weapons… suggestions?

A torque wrench, metal pipe, or even a hammer. Anything heavy works.

In the US, you can get a roll of quarters and stick them in a sock. Makes for a pretty solid, discreet weapon.

Dallas said:
In the US, you can get a roll of quarters and stick them in a sock. Makes for a pretty solid, discreet weapon.

That’s what saved the day in Mr. Mercedes.

Morgan said:

Dallas said:
In the US, you can get a roll of quarters and stick them in a sock. Makes for a pretty solid, discreet weapon.

That’s what saved the day in Mr. Mercedes.

It’s like Death Wish all over again.

Maglite or fire extinguisher, you can’t go wrong.

My wife keeps a gardening machete near each door for snakes, but I guess they could double as home defense.

Frost said:
My wife keeps a gardening machete near each door for snakes, but I guess they could double as home defense.

Or just keep the snake as a guard!

Just throw a cat at them.

Dara said:
Just throw a cat at them.

Haha, yes, throw the cat!

A crowbar could be pretty effective, plus you’ve got the pointed end if you need it.

Ozzy said:
A crowbar could be pretty effective, plus you’ve got the pointed end if you need it.

I had a crowbar by my recliner for this exact reason. One night, my dog picked it up and chased me around the house with it!

A cane with a hidden knife. Just don’t let them know it’s a knife.

Check out these solid aluminum canes: https://www.solidaluminumcane.com/category/all-products

A lighter and a can of hairspray could do the job.

Here are two things to keep in mind:

  1. You need to be mentally ready to use whatever you pick. It’s easy to fantasize about using something lethal, but in real life, it might be someone you know, and hesitation can cost you.

  2. In most places, you need to use just enough force to defend yourself. If you go overboard, there could be legal issues. Improvised weapons like a bat or stick are better because they don’t show prior intent.

A golf club should work well.

A pencil. John Wick style.

A stainless steel water bottle with a paracord handle. You can have a drink after too!

An antique cast iron skillet. Not only does it blend with decor, but it packs a punch. Bonus: you can cook some eggs after to regain stamina.

I keep a baseball bat with a sock over the end. If it gets grabbed, I can swing again.