Scout said:
Put a giant dildo on the porch with a note saying, ‘No lube needed, your tears will do.’
That’s leaving them a weapon and an idea!
Scout said:
Put a giant dildo on the porch with a note saying, ‘No lube needed, your tears will do.’
That’s leaving them a weapon and an idea!
Keep a bigger one inside, just in case.
@Sam
Lol, if I saw someone holding a bigger one inside, I’d run home fast!
@Sam
The trick is to make it bone-dry. Maximum deterrence.
Get a carbon monoxide detector if you don’t already have one. Safety first.
How did you end up in this situation?
Update us in 24 hours, OP!
Why isn’t calling the police an option? Even if they can’t respond quickly, it helps to have a record of your concern.
Mika said:
Why isn’t calling the police an option? Even if they can’t respond quickly, it helps to have a record of your concern.
Sometimes police just aren’t reliable. OP said it’s not an option, and I think we should trust that.
@Whit
But without an explanation, it’s hard to take this post seriously. Especially when they suggest using fishing line and crackers.
@Whit
We can’t give good advice without knowing why the police can’t be involved. It might be easy to fix, but OP needs to explain more.
OP, are you okay? It’s been 17 hours.
Clove said:
OP, are you okay? It’s been 17 hours.
Did something happen? Was there a break-in? Let us know!
Clove said:
OP, are you okay? It’s been 17 hours.
Did something happen? Was there a break-in? Let us know!
Hope you’re safe, OP.
Keep your car key fob nearby and hit the panic button if someone tries to get in.
Play barking dog sounds really loud at random intervals.
Can you play a loud dog barking sound on speakers? That might work.
Find dog barking sounds on YouTube and blast them!
Avery said:
Find dog barking sounds on YouTube and blast them!
Just hope the ads don’t ruin the vibe.
Avery said:
Find dog barking sounds on YouTube and blast them!
Just hope the ads don’t ruin the vibe.
This is why YouTube Premium is clutch.