Got tired of replacing my gate drop rod after it got stolen twice. Finally had someone weld a bolt onto this one, hoping it’ll stay put now.
I owned a motorcycle shop in the nicest part of Atlanta.
I put a garden hose out back to wash the bikes, and a crackhead stole it.
Who even steals a garden hose?
Andi said:
I owned a motorcycle shop in the nicest part of Atlanta.
I put a garden hose out back to wash the bikes, and a crackhead stole it.
Who even steals a garden hose?
Probably a crackhead.
Andi said:
I owned a motorcycle shop in the nicest part of Atlanta.
I put a garden hose out back to wash the bikes, and a crackhead stole it.
Who even steals a garden hose?
Or maybe Methany.
Andi said:
I owned a motorcycle shop in the nicest part of Atlanta.
I put a garden hose out back to wash the bikes, and a crackhead stole it.
Who even steals a garden hose?
I’d have left a new hose out there with bleach in it for round two.
@Paz
What’s with the bleach?
Andi said:
I owned a motorcycle shop in the nicest part of Atlanta.
I put a garden hose out back to wash the bikes, and a crackhead stole it.
Who even steals a garden hose?
Honestly, doesn’t sound that weird. ‘Wealthiest’ part of Atlanta is still… Atlanta.
@Frankie
Sounds like you’ve never been to Atlanta.
Jesse said:
@Frankie
Sounds like you’ve never been to Atlanta.
Or any big city, for that matter.
Jesse said:
@Frankie
Sounds like you’ve never been to Atlanta.
Or any big city, for that matter.
Most major cities are kinda rough around the edges.
Fin said:
Jesse said:
@Frankie
Sounds like you’ve never been to Atlanta.
Or any big city, for that matter.
Most major cities are kinda rough around the edges.
Still, most cities have some very nice, wealthy neighborhoods.
Fin said:
Jesse said:
@Frankie
Sounds like you’ve never been to Atlanta.
Or any big city, for that matter.
Most major cities are kinda rough around the edges.
Yeah, so bad people keep moving there. /s
Jesse said:
@Frankie
Sounds like you’ve never been to Atlanta.
Tuxedo Drive, West Paces Ferry… total dumps. 
‘God Bless This Crack House’… sounds like a nice welcome mat.
Or maybe: ‘Turn Your Crack House into a Crack Home.’
Dustin said:
‘God Bless This Crack House’… sounds like a nice welcome mat.
Or maybe: ‘Turn Your Crack House into a Crack Home.’
I’d still buy that doormat!
Kind of rude to take away the crackheads’ weapons for the eventual super crackhead Thunderdome.
I’d just keep replacing the rods but coat the bottom part in oil from poison oak leaves.
Paz said:
I’d just keep replacing the rods but coat the bottom part in oil from poison oak leaves.
Can you buy poison oak leaf oil at Target?
Paz said:
I’d just keep replacing the rods but coat the bottom part in oil from poison oak leaves.
Can you buy poison oak leaf oil at Target?
Nope, but you can find it for free if you’re unlucky enough to wander through a forest preserve.
Why are you so sure it’s crackheads?