Not crazy… just found a random phone under the couch?

Pax said:

Casey said:
Check your carbon monoxide levels just to be safe.

Not sure why this was removed. Maybe carbon monoxide poisoning is making them paranoid?

Your comment was probably removed for being off-topic. Mods here are pretty strict.

Are you sure it’s not your girlfriend’s secret phone? Any notifications pop up?

Koa said:
Are you sure it’s not your girlfriend’s secret phone? Any notifications pop up?

I was out of town for a year, and nah… just Snapchat notifications. Sigh.

Clancy said:

Koa said:
Are you sure it’s not your girlfriend’s secret phone? Any notifications pop up?

I was out of town for a year, and nah… just Snapchat notifications. Sigh.

Snapchat is sketchy. Side dude vibes.

So your WiFi’s just wide open? Or did they hack it?

Storm said:
So your WiFi’s just wide open? Or did they hack it?

Sounds like Jason Bourne broke in, snacked on your food, watched Netflix, and dipped… but oops, forgot his phone.

Storm said:
So your WiFi’s just wide open? Or did they hack it?

Nah, the password’s just on the counter for the dog sitter.

Get a carbon monoxide detector, just in case.

If you really think it’s a thief’s phone, just hand it over to the police.

This just reads like you got embarrassed, deleted the post, and reposted later.

I only break into houses to use their WiFi while I poop.

If their lock was picked, it might have been ‘lock bumping.’ Look it up, it’s a common trick.